[Shazzy]

i'm the fly in your soup

i'm the pebble in your shoe

i'm the pea beneath your bead

i'm the bump on every head

i'm the peel on which you slip

i'm the pin in every hip

i'm the thorn in your side

makes you wriggle and writhe



and it's so easy when you're evil

this is the life you see

the devil tips his hat to me

i do it all because i'm evil

and i do it all for free

your tears are all the pay i'll ever need



while there's children to make sad

while there's candy to be had

while there's pockets left to pick

while there's grannies left to trip down the stairs

i'll be there

i'll be waiting round the corner

it's a game i'm glad i'm in it

cuz there's one born every minute



and it's so easy when you're evil

this is the life you see

the devil tips his hat to me

i do it all because i'm evil

and i do it all for free

your tears are all the pay i'll ever need



i pledge my allegience to all things dark

and i promise on my damned soul

to do as i am told

for beelzebub has never seen

a soldier quite like me

not only does his job but does it happily



i'm the fear that keeps you wake

i'm the shadows on the wall

i'm the monsters they become

i'm the nightmare in your skull

i'm the dagger in your back

an extra turn upon the rack

i'm the quivering of your heart

a stabbing pain, a sudden start



and it's so easy when you're evil

this is the life you see

the devil tips his hat to me

i do it all because i'm evil

and i do it all for free

your tears are all the pay i'll ever need

and i do it all for free

your tears are all the pay i'll ever need

and i do it all for free

your tears are all the pay i'll ever need



it gets so lonely being evil

what i'd do to see a smile

even for a little while

and no one loves you when you're evil

i'm lying through my teeth

your tears are all the company i need